This be yer only reminder, ye scurvy knave! Now get yer [pirate name](http://www.piratequiz.com/) and get to work — th’ decks don’t swab themselves! ARRRH!
— Mad Russ Graybeard
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_Update_: Arrrh! There be _two_ [sites!](http://www.talklikeapirate.com/)