In a previous post I suggested Googling my name might be interesting. I should have tried it myself first. 
For the record, I am not a super featherweight boxer from Queensland, Australia. (And if I were, I wouldn’t have anywhere near an 8-7-2 record.) Nor am I an Australian tour guide looking for platypuses in the Otway Forest. (Wonder if that’s the same person.)
I am also not a descendant of William Henry Berger of Bern Twp., Pa., or the son of Daniel Finn and Anna Addison. (If you’re interested in my Finn family genealogy — hint: I’m not Irish — I’d be happy to put you in touch with my father, who’s spending his retirement tracking our family history; I believe he’s got us back to Pepin the Short.)
And finally, I’m not a twenty-year-old from Newcastle, England, looking for a job in a British pub in Ibiza (scroll down). Although there are days when that does sound pleasant.
(However, I am the person who contributed the CLU and DCL entries to the list of programs that print “Merry Christmas” in various programming languages — posted to Usenet in 1983. Boy, am I old.)